Santa makes a call to an airline enquiry: How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Mumbai? Operator: 1 second, Sir... . . . . Santa disconnects and remarks, "Pee ke Bethi hai, Kamini!"
Banta was recording his infant son's mumbling. Santa: Oye! What are you doing? Banta: Recording my baby's voice. Santa: Why? Banta: When he grows up, I would make him hear it and ask, as to what actually did he meant by this...
Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?
Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour. Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again. Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle. Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you. Santa: OK! Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour. Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
Banta: What is your chief worry in life? Santa: Money. Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any. Santa: Yes. That's the worry!